Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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