I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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