how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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