I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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