we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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