she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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