"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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