Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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