Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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