Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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