I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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