hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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