is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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