Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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