it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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