Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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