garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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