I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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