I met the friendliest cop last night
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
