windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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