How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I am morally bankrupt
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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