Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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