Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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