I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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