Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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