Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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