i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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