I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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