They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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