I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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