Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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