if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
