return my video game
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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