dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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