hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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