all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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