I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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