Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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