D3 body, D1 cock
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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