is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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