Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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