go do what you do best...puke behind churches
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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