can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
