So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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