I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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