I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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