I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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