when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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