she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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