is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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