He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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