The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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