This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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