Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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