i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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